I'm adorable who are you kidding?
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

itsfunnytome:

Faith in Humanity Via

doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

lucifers-ass-cheek:

Posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 2 (part 1)

geekynproud13:

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

THANK YOU

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

burgerking-straightedge:

At my wedding i will crowd surf to the altar

iwasbornhuman:

"It strikes me as odd that there are rape ads. I don’t think the kind of person to rape is going to be swayed by an ad and safety campaigns end up being interpreted as victim-blaming. Ads probably aren’t that useful, in the end." [x]

With this one comment I had the sudden…

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

bigbardafree:

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the number of people trying to defend their internalized misogyny on this post is absolutely ridiculous